DO NOT EAT!!!!!

So i’ve notice, as Im sure you have as well, somethings say DO NOT EAT on them when clearly you would never eat them! Or there is always that little tiny package inside multiple packagings that say DO NOT EAT on it. Now Im not sure about you but I most likely wouldnt open up my new tv box and think…. Can’t wait to see whats in here to eat:) But Im not everyone so…… Clearly at one point in time some ding dong that had a craving for beef jerky thought that little tiny white package in the bag was a bonus treat. Maybe he had a flash back from his childhood and thought it was like a Cracker Jack thing, I don’t know but thank God he made the mistake 1st!!! It could have been anyone of us, thank you Sir cause now when we pick that little package up it reads DO NOT EAT!!!!! You are a hero:) Whats even crazier is the solid big objects that say DO NOT EAT on them. Who and why in the hell would someone eat a candle? Or lawn fertilizer? Or a vacuum bag? Now the 1st thing was pretty stupid but these little warnings take the cake!
So this is why when our album is released we will make sure that the little tiny package is in there and also the case will read DO NOT EAT!!! Or maybe we should make it edible and put the nutritional facts on the back! You will have to buy the album to see which one we chose.

Smile, happiness is contagious:)
Leslie Harter